Predaking Hits Rock Bottom

The Decepticon combiner Predaking was found last week lying face-down in a puddle at the Arby's drive-through in Fort Wayne, Indiana. He was discovered there by a group of ravenous fanboys who call themselves "WiiGii!"

The WiiGii-ers knew what had to be done. They hefted the ailing gestalt onto their shoulders and returned him to 3H. Karl Hartman was so moved by this act of selflessness that his three-year bout of manic depression was finally lifted.

"I'm feeling things that I haven't felt in ages. I'd almost forgotten what love was!" exclaimed the convention organizer.

Luckily, two BotCon attendees were close at hand to demonstrate.

"It was horrible," recalled Doug Dlin, "One wouldn't stop talking about Headmaster Arcee, and demonstrating how Daniel would transform. The other kept complaining about 'those vomitous mutants.'"

On the WiiGii-ers' triumphant return from BotCon, they tried to spread the legend of how they found Predaking in the parking lot, but no one believed them. Below, friends, is all the proof you should need.

Action Master Predaking concept art discovered in the Arby's drive-thru by WiiGii!	The WiiGii-ers returned the concept art to Karl Hartman, who, in a rare display of any emotion other than "pissed off," became royally confused.	The other side of the concept art, with Predaking striking a pose.

Thanks to Thylacine 2000 for the photos.

On a related note, this is the last article of the World's Worst Newspaper. People used to ask us if we planned to go on writing these inane articles forever, and we would always answer, "We'll write them until the day one comes true." Well, that day is today. Goodbye!