NUMBER 9 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS JUNE 1, 1999  
         
 

Roving Gang Terrorizes Schoolyard
 "I haven't had my juice in days."

 

 

Rampage Sues Depth Charge
"...it's great to see that bastard pay
for at least SOME of his crimes."

 

 

Prime Optimistic Despite
Almost Total Paralysis
"All that I could move were my arms.
Great for go-go dancing..."

 

 

 

Injector's Movie Review
"But I rant. Oh, yes...I rant."

 

 

 

Blackarachnia Gets Breast Reduction
"Did you say Ultra Queer?"

 

 

 

JunkScan TV Highlights
Come and listen to a story
'bout a man named Prime...

 

 

Echowarrior, Killer Bot King Man Debate To Be Decided

 

 

Comics 'n Stuffs
Yummy Leftovers and the
Savory Goodness of Canadian Children

 

  
         
         
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