IT’S THE FIGHT OF THE MILLENNIUM AND YOU CHOOSE WHO WINS!
by WARendfeld, Special to the WWNP

Last night, at a scheduled press conference, Echowarrior and Killer Bot King Man announced that they would hold a match to see who would win when the star of WARendfeld’s Beast Wars: The Echowarrior Files fanfics, and his allies Ramblast and Duchess, were pitted against the godlike human/butterfly Fuzor of the World’s Worst Fanfic series, along with his lackeys, Ramulus and Killer Bot Queen Girl. Other fan-favorites will also take this opportunity to battle each other to the finish.

Echowarrior and Killer Bot King Man held a question and answer session after the conference. When asked why they decided to hold the match, Echowarrior stated, "Two reasons. One, I can't wait to kick this blatant ripoff's ass. And two, I want to prove once and for all that my puppy is not a fish sandwich." Duchess was unavailable for questioning, mainly because Rattrap had sneaked into the conference and was chasing the Andalite/Canine fusion who was in human morph at the time, wearing a skintight diving outfit.

The following details about the match-ups were released by Echowarrior's press office:

• Brief bios of the characters will be submitted for public review.
• There will be four separate bouts for the eight combatants, which will be hosted by some very special mystery guests.
• Okay, fans, time for you to decide!
• The match-ups have been decided, but we don't choose who wins! You do! The bouts will be as follows:

1. Duchess vs. Killer Bot Queen Girl
2. Terrorclaw, the No Limit Soldier vs.
   Alternate Universe Soundwave (the one with the goatee)
3. Abebird vs. Cheetlebee
4. Echowarrior vs. Killer Bot King Man

• The voting will close at 11:59 on Saturday, June 19^th, and the battles will be described soon after in The World’s Worst Deathmatch
• Send your votes to PerceptorTFWW (the one with the TFWW)