Weather
Tomorrow on Cybertron, clear and black skies until...erm...well, forever.

The Master Builders Build
the Master Toilet
"Man, will their faces be red...
wait, no, I imagine they'd be yellow."

Bludgeon Opens Religious School
"His breath smells like...um...someone with...bad breath..."

Starbucks to Open
in Unicron's Stomach
"Galactus would pay me 5:00 for the night back in those days."

Rodimus Prime Makes
Command Decision,
Decepticons Die of Shock
"Wait, we're talking about John Ritter, right?
Am I on Candid Camera?"

Cheetor Stunned to
Discover That He
Actually Doesn't Like Pie
"Hehehehe, now YOU'RE gonna die!"

Candid Question
What is your favorite expletive?

Soundwave Shouts Out
"Oh, he's so caring, and he's a single parent, and he's oh so loyal, and blah blah blah BLAH!"

Autobots 7, Humans Dead
"I'm the man! Say it! I da man! Woo!"

JunkScan TV Highlights
We talk TV so you can talk TV

Interview With the Echowarrior
"You show me one person who's never killed in a moment of rage and then denied it upon further questioning."

Who is the Chosen One?
HE IS FROM THE FUTURE AND HE
KNOWS A LOT ABOUT HISTORY!

Comics 'n Stuffs
Abundant Anniversary Antics
And Alliteration Also