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| NUMBER 3 | THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS | OCTOBER 1, 1998 | ||
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Opinion Poll How do you feel about the various subgroups that dominated the latter part of Generation 1? Tracks: Headmasters...*gargle*... Megatron: A squishie as a gun? Everybody knows that the squishies should be at the END of the guns! Ultra Magnus: I couldn't deal with them then and I can't DEAL with that now! Kup: Action Masters...*shudder*...I mean, Transformers that don't transform? That's like my Depends adult diapers not helping my case of chronic anal leakage...I mean...YOUR adult diapers not helping YOUR case of chronic anal leakage! *AHEM* Grimlock: Me Grimlock no wash Pretender shell. Pretender shell get dirty and attract small animals. Me Grimlock get rabies from raccoon. Bad raccoon! OW! You bite "little Grimlock"! Unicron: What do you mean they made an Action Master of Bumblebee but not one of me?!? You cannot destroy my destiny! Primal: Fortress Maximus's central tower...*gargle*... |
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