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ARTICLES
Predaking Hits Rock Bottom Optimus Prime Comes Over For Dinner Cliffjumper's Web Page Sucks Opinion Poll: Does Beast Wars follow the comic or cartoon continuity? Gears Releases Hit List 2000 Clay Men Are Faster Than Ever, An Editorial by Kup Transformers Need a Flag Suicide Alert Internet Opens Up a Whole New World Real Estate Deal Goes Sour I Don't See the Resemblance by Cloudraker The Millennium Part 1: The Middle Ages by Silverbolt Ultra Magnus Must Try Again Autobot Not 'l33+ Enuff, d00d Cap'n Crunch Not a Real Naval Officer Beachcomber Leads Protest I Love Bunnies, an Editorial by Daniel Witwicky Tragic Spelling Error Strikes Opinion Poll: What should be done about the Cuban raft boy? Transformers Question Starscream's Motives, Masculinity Blot's Cooking Corner Transformers Celebrate Junkion History Month People Are WAY To Sensitive, an Editorial by Gears Megatron Has Serious Case of Power Block The Millennium: Prologue, by Gears Beachcomber Destroys Vending Machine In Homocidal Rage Megatron Watches Home Videos Alone in the Dark Passover Gag Getting Really Old Top Ten Transformer Names That Didn't Make It Full Moon a Harrowing Experience TFWW Creators Face a New Lawsuit Optimus Primal Burned at Stake Optimus Prime Smacks His Bitch Up Beast Wars Butterfly Takes Up Writing Spike Witwicky Regains His Vision The Matrix Is Boring As Hell, An Editorial by Optimus Prime Serious Problem With Transformer Funk Quotient April Fool's Joke Goes Too Far April Fool's Preperations Underway Bald Menace Gambling Epidemic Plagues Transformers Daughter Should Come With Friggin' Instruction Manual Magmatron To Appear In Happy Days On Ice Goldfish Can Kiss Sparkplug's Frickin' @$$ St. Patrick's Day Greatest Day of the Year For Irish, Outback Ides of March May Prove Deadly Late, Substandard Gift Incites Further Hostility Beast Machines Episode Doesn't Suck, Fans Outraged Blast Off Bored Out of His Mind Battle With Unicron Has Crappy Deux Ex Machina Ending Joey Lawrence Obsession Exposed Bad Blind Date Opinion Poll: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Point/Counterpoint: Pie Translation Travesty Fitness Wave Hits the Ark Groundbreaking Discovery Editorial: Clay Men Are Fast by Kup Quintessons Raid Fridge Popechild Found In Cave New Transformer Created To Transport Special Forces Red Alert Discovers Spies Peace Talks Break Down Super Globetrotters? Lengthy Delay of Answer Publication Proves Trivia Contest is Truly "World's Worst"

BACK ISSUES		ARTICLES FROM THE ISSUES
Number 1 \| August 1, 1998 Number 2 \| September 6, 1998 Number 3 \| October 2, 1998 Number 4 \| November 1, 1998 Number 5 \| January 1, 1999 Number 6 \| February 1, 1999 \| WWFF One Year Anniversary Issue Number 7 \| April 1, 1999 Number 8 \| May 1, 1999 Number 9 \| June 1, 1999 Number 10 \| July 1, 1999		Number 1 \| August 1, 1998 Galvatron Wins Peace Prize Kup Appointed New Leader of Autobots Ask Tracks Candid Question: What are your views on gun control? Number 2 \| September 1, 1998 Megatron Arrested on Armed Robbery Charge Reflector Tops Charts with "Mmm-Bot!" Daytime Talk Show Announces Video Release Tracks's Toy Review Candid Question: Do you think abortion should be legal? Number 3 \| October 1, 1998 Finkleburg Releases Autobiography A Galvatron with Feelings Bashful Bludgeon Battles Baldness Tracks's Movie Review Candid Question: How do you feel about the various subgroups that dominated the latter part of Generation 1? Number 4 \| November 1, 1998 Disney's Transformers? Witwicky Ties the Knot Maximals Sue Predacons Quintessons Return, Laughter Ensues Starscream Shouts Out Candid Question: What do you think of Autobot leader Rodimus Prime? Number 5 \| January 1, 1999 New Leader for the Maximals Sideswipe and Sunstreaker Find Their Real Parents ELECTRICITY FRIES BOY: "Oh well," says dad Restaurant Closed Due to Health Violations Transformers Universe Entries Reveal They are All the Same Guy Candid Question: If you could be a tree, what tree would you be? Number 6 \| February 1, 1999 \| WWFF One Year Anniversary Issue The Master Builders Build the Master Toilet Bludgeon Opens Religious School Starbucks to Open in Unicron's Stomach Rodimus Prime Makes Command Decision, Decepticons Die of Shock Cheetor Stunned to Discover That He Actually Doesn't Like Pie Candid Question:What is your favorite expletive? Soundwave Shouts Out Autobots 7, Humans Dead JunkScan TV Highlights Interview With the Echowarrior Who is the Chosen One? Number 7 \| April 1, 1999 Rampage To Star In Romance Movie With Meg Ryan Online Peace Talks Successful Beast Wars Moves to UPN Grimlock Kicks Butt, But Needs New Strategy HE IS FROM THE FUTURE AND KNOWS LITTLE ABOUT MORALITY!!! JunkScan TV Highlights Wheelie Reflects on Life in the Transformers Universe Number 8 \| May 1, 1999 Did Somebody Say Lawsuit? Beachcomber Kills Fish, Then Self WARendfeld Writes Season 4 Rattrap's Toy Review Decepticons Begin Conquest of the Galaxy How Cool is Inferno? The TransforMeter JunkScan TV Highlight Number 9 \| June 1, 1999 Roving Gang Terrorizes Schoolyard Rampage Sues Depth Charge Prime Optimistic Despite Almost Total Paralysis Injector's Movie Review Blackarachnia Gets Breast Reduction JunkScan TV Highlights Echowarrior, Killer Bot King Man Debate To Be Decide Number 10 \| July 1, 1999 Jointron Brothers, Springer, and Arcee Circus to Open Next Month World's Worst Newspaper in Trouble Again What I Did During My Summer Vacation Kup to Renew Vows With Frito Corn Chip The World's Worst Trivia Contest JunkScan TV Highlights

COMICS
Number 1 \| August 1, 1998 \| Courtesy of YTV :) Number 2 \| September 6, 1998 \| We Done Took Some Purdy Pictures, Varmint! Number 3 \| October 2, 1998 \| Who got Echowarrior in my Beast Wars? Number 4 \| November 1, 1998 \| Is that a paper fin on your back or are you just happy to see me? Number 5 \| January 1, 1999 \| When you run out of photos, make fun of little kids. Number 6 \| February 1, 1999 \| WWFF One Year Anniversary Issue \| Mmmm, yummy! A comics page full of anniversary goodness and a contest to boot! Number 7 \| April 1, 1999 \| At long last, the World's Worst Contest winning entry revealed! Number 8 \| May 1, 1999 \| We must have been drunk when we made these... Number 9 \| June 1, 1999 \| Heh heh heh, delicious! Number 10 \| July, 1999 \| Reheated for your pleasure...

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