Dear Transformers,

I am Galactose.....the Insoluble!!!! I have travelled thousands of light years to at last face my ultimate foe.... UNIBROW!!!! I know you are here Unibrow, this website has your name on it in many places. Our war is not yet done! Accept my challenge so I can smack you around like a little schoolgirl and.....wait a second, this website advertises UniCRON. Hmm, must have misread. Oh well. Still, my goal is the same: Will you show up Unicron, 3:00 PM behind the sun, so I can smack you more than a Taiwanese mail order bride? Bow to Galactose!

Galactose the Insoluble

Unicron Responds:

Dear Galactose the Insoluble,

You think I'm scared of you, bitch? I'm gonna kick yo' candy ass into the middle of next week!

That's right, fool! You think I'm jokin'? You think I'm just some push-over? Do I have "bitch" tattooed on my big planet ass?

I should think not, whore! Come on! Bring it!