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Dear Transformers, I'm completely and utterly in love with a girl, and there's no one else in the world for me. Unfortunately, she won't even talk to me. What should I do?
Agonizing in Arkansas Tracks Responds: Dear Agonizing in Arkansas, Just sleep with her brother. THEN she'll talk to you, and even if she doesn't, hey, you get to sleep with her brother.
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