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Dear Transformers, Whenever I lay down, I get this starange feeling in my Buttox, the whole left side of my body goes numb and I cant fell it, and I loose complete vision in my right eye. What should I do? Queezy Unicron Responds: Dear Queezy, You think YOU have it bad? It takes months for signals from my body to reach my head. One time, I had a moon lodged underneath my toenail and I didn't know it until....OH MY GOD! THE AUTOBOTS JUST DROVE A SHIP THROUGH MY EYE! THE PAIN! THE PAIN!
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