Dear Transformers,

My friend and I have a standing bet. He said that Galactus has destroyed more worlds than Unicron. I, of course, kicked him in the rigid grill structure rather hard...but I still have my doubts. So, which one eats more planetary pie?

Scott Llewllyn


Unicron Responds:

Dear Scott Llewllyn,

I am sorry, but the simple fact is that no one has destroyed more planets than Nightscream. Many a sentient race has turned to mass suicide, rather than deal with his unique method of mass fellatio. Be warned.



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