Dear Transformers,

For years, for nigh on *four million years*, I was scout robot to this bot. I couldn't transform, I couldn't talk, I could barely think on my own, but I served him faithfully, with nary a word of complaint. Then, when he moved up in the world, I thought I'd go with him. At the start it looked that way, too - then, he goes and gets killed *once*, and first whiff of a new body for him, and I'm just left behind. Is this fair? Hardly! What's a buggy gotta do to get its due around here, huh? Or failing that, how can I make that red son of a vibrator pay??

Roller

Gears Responds:

Dear Roller,

Just do what I do. Engineer his grisly death at the hands of Megatron and Hot Rod, then arrange to have Cybertron eaten by Unicron and make Hot Rod leader of the Autobots. Works EVERY time.