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Dear Transformers, I'm a dolphin/bat fuzor with the disproportionate head of a 13 year old boy, and no oe seems to like me, or even take me seriously, I'm thinking of finding a tall building to jump off of and just end it all. What should I do? Echowarri....err, I mean Anonymous Gears Responds: Dear Echowarri....err, I mean Anonymous, Nah, don't do that. You're part bat, you'll live. What you want to do is smear barbecue sauce on your testicles and roll around naked on an ant hill. It won't kill you, but it will be pretty damn funny.
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