Dear Transformers,

Look, I have a problem with my boss. He's about twice my size and he keeps hitting on me. Okay, actually it's more then jsut that. We are having a relationship of sorts. He uses me for cheap meaningless sex, but then again he does it with everyone else as well, whether they want to or not. Heck, even the enemy isn't safe from his sex drive. I mena I wouldn't mind if he didn't go jumping everyone else, and it would help if we were both different sexes, but.. oh no, here he coems now. GET OFF ME YA BIG APE!

El spotted one

Optimus Primal Responds:

Dear El spotted one,

Well, this boss of yours sounds a little crazy, but hey...sometimes crazy works! And works and works and works!