Dear Transformers,

I'm a horny bastard. And i like girls... what should i do?

Horny in Houston


Springer Responds:

Dear Horny in Houston,

Find another group of cartoon characters to hang out with. We only have three women and they all have a uniboob. Have you ever watched She-Ra?



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