Dear Transformers,

How can I get a date with one of you? That Megatron is so sexy..and that Starscream.. I shiver in pure delight whenever I hear his voice. Then there's that rough and tough ex Predacon Dinobot.. *pant pant* But Optimus Prime..yesch..He really turns me off.

Loving Lass from Louisiana


Elita One Responds:

Dear Loving Lass from Louisiana,

This...this is just a trick! You're after my Primey! Well, forget it! You can't have him you hussy!



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