Dear Transformers,

Umm, yeah. This is for Bludgeon. Why is your robot form so damn tiny? And why does your shell look like Skeletor in a samurai suit? And speaking of your robot mode, why is it so weak? You know Metallikato in the suit, and can waste anyone, yet when you pop it off, Waspinator can waste you without effort. What's the deal?

Kasady Voorhees

Bludgeon Responds:

Dear Kasady Voorhees,

Perhaps it is time I reveal the truth. I suffer from a rare malady called...um...Anorexorobotia...which makes my robot mode gimpy. Because of this gimpiness, I cannot perform Mintallikato (that's Mint, as in Mintor) in robot mode. As for Skeletor, he is my twin brother. And...you're not buying any of this, are you?